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    Default mga naipon kong jokes

    (lalake, sumisigaw sa isang baranggay)

    Boy: Hoy! Cnu matapang dito?!?!?!?!

    Siga: Ako!!!! Bakit???

    Boy: (natakot) hehe, ala sir, ngsusurvey lang po kami, eh yung mga duwag, cnu?

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    (tatay malapit ng mamatay)

    Tatay: Anak, (umuubo), malapit na akong mamatay, (umubo ulit)
    wag mong ibenta yung bakanteng lote sa likod ng bahay natin..

    Anak: eh tay hindi naman sa atin yun eh....

    Tatay: kaya nga wag mong ibenta kasi hindi sa atin yun...

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    Tatay: anak, ipapamana ko sayo yung lote sa bakuran natin. Anong gus2 mong itanim dun?

    Anak: Flowers papa! Maraming flowers!

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    Tatay: Anak, dapat matuto kang maging lalaki!!!! isigaw mo kung ano ang isisigaw ko!!!

    Tatay: Bala!

    Anak: Bala!

    Tatay: Baril!

    Anak: Baril!

    Tatay: Lalake!

    Anak: asan?

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    Last edited by purpleskyz; 22nd Mar 2009 at 04:14. Reason: Removed obscene jokes. Please refrain from posting adult-oriented contents on the general forums.

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