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    Thumbsup mga TAKSIL... OMG!

    Hello?"

    "Hi honey.


    This is Daddy.
    Is Mommy near the phone?"


    "No Daddy.
    She's upstairs in the bedroom
    with Uncle Paul."


    After a brief pause,


    Daddy says,
    "But honey,

    you haven't got

    an Uncle Paul."

    "Oh yes I do,
    and he's upstairs in the room

    with Mommy,

    right now."

    Brief Pause.

    "Uh, okay then,
    this is what I want you to do.
    Put the phone
    down on the table,
    run upstairs

    and knock on the bedroom door

    and shout to Mommy

    that Daddy's car

    just pulled into the driveway."


    "Okay Daddy,
    just a minute."

    A few minutes later
    the little girl comes back to the phone.

    "I did it Daddy."


    "And what happened honey?"

    "Well, Mommy got all scared,
    jumped out of bed
    with no clothes on
    and ran around screaming.

    Then she tripped over the rug,
    hit her head on the dresser
    and now she isn't moving at all!"


    "Oh my God!!!
    What about your Uncle Paul?"




    "He jumped out of the bed
    with no clothes on, too.
    He was all scared
    and he jumped out of the back window
    and into the swimming pool.
    But I guess he didn't know
    that you took out the water
    last week to clean it.

    He hit the bottomof the pool
    and I think he's dead."
    ***Long Pause

    ***Longer Pause***



    ***Even Longer Pause***

    Then Daddy says,
    "Swimming pool?

    Is this
    486-5731?"



    from istorya.net

  2. #2

    Default Re: mga TAKSIL... OMG!

    Wrong number pala.

  3. #3

    Default Re: mga TAKSIL... OMG!

    ahahaha, kawawa naman... ahahhaa

  4. #4

    Default Re: mga TAKSIL... OMG!

    ahahahhaa,, kaya pala nagtataka na sya sa una na bakit may uncle paul

  5. #5

    Default Re: mga TAKSIL... OMG!

    Hahahaha..natawa ako dun ah!..haha

  6. #6

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  7. #7

    Default Re: mga TAKSIL... OMG!

    same nung isang joke.
    un nga lang dun sa joke na yun katulong yung sumagot.

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