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    Default Names of New Filipino US Citizen

    It pays to smile a little....
    especially on a rainy day....



    The US INS recently released this list of names of Filipinos who changed their names when they became naturalized U.S. Citizens. Who knows, you might encounter them one day.

    Gregorio Talahib - George Bush
    Tomas Cruz - Tom Cruise
    Macario Maldonado - Mac Donald

    Remegio Batungbacal - Remington Steele
    Victoria Malihim - Victoria Secret
    Bienvenido Jurado - Ben Hur

    Juanito Lakarin - Johnny Walker
    Federico Hagibis- Federal Express
    Esteban Magtaka - Stevie Wonder
    Jaime Bondoc - James Bond

    Leon Mangubat - Tiger Woods
    Eleuterio Ignacio - Electronic Ignition
    Burgos Bahag-Hari- Burger King
    Kasimiro Bukaykay - Cashmere Bouquet
    Maria Calas - Mary Kay

    Rogelio Dagdagan - Roger Moore

    Topacio Mamaril - Top Gun
    Restituto Pruto - Tutti Frutti
    Samuel Tampipi - Sam Sonite
    Veneracion De Asis - Venereal Disease
    Alfonso De Asis - Alzheimer Disease
    Francisco Portero - Frank Porter
    Diosdado Durante- Deo Dorant
    Roberto Controlado- Bert Control
    Carpio Llanes - Carpool Lanes
    Julia Domingo - Holy Sunday
    Maria Pascua - Mary Christmas
    Ligaya Anonuevo - Happy New Year
    Elena Mangaso – Helen Hunt
    Nicasio Jaula – Nicolas Cage [actor Nicolas Cage’s real name: Nicolas Coppola]
    Demetria Dagdag – Demi Moore [Note: the real name of the Demi Moore is Demetria Guynes]
    Mandolina Dagdag – Mandy Moore
    Miguelito Zapatero – Michael Schumacher [teka, Aleman yata itong kumag na Ito ah]
    Hugo Bigyan – Hugh Grant [Ingles naman tong isang Ito. At ang tunay na Ugo Bigyan ay isang artist na nakatira as paanan ng Bundok Banahaw]

    Cariazo Bigyan – Cary Grant [mejo may edad na itong isang Ito, pati na yung sumulat]
    Casimiro N. Cariazo – Cash N. Carry
    Guillermo Tarangkahan – Bill Gates
    Derelicto Ramos – Derek Ramsey [teka, Amboy to ah!]
    Vedasto “Bhoy” Ramos – Ving Rhames
    Caridad Ginagabi-gabi – Kiera Knightley
    Mateo Damujo – Matt Damon

    **Meron pang dagdag: (from the creative thinker "jgg")

    Karen Batobato - Sharon Stone
    Roberto Maasahin - Bob Hope
    Hilaria Kulintang - Hillary Clinton
    William Pisara - Bill Board
    Amelia Pagbigyan - Amy Grant
    Labrador N. Kiskis - Love N. Kisses


    Barako Bombador - Barack Obama



    And who can beat this couple . .. . .
    Irineo BustaMante - IBM
    Linda BustaMante - LBM






  2. #2

    Default Re: Names of New Filipino US Citizen

    galing natawa ako

    thanks

  3. #3

    Default Re: Names of New Filipino US Citizen

    natawa ako dun sa Johnny Walker! haha!

  4. #4

    Default Re: Names of New Filipino US Citizen

    ayos ah!!!!

  5. #5

    Lol Re: Names of New Filipino US Citizen

    natawa ako dun sa James Bond! haha!

  6. #6

    Default Re: Names of New Filipino US Citizen

    Nice one!

  7. #7

    Default Re: Names of New Filipino US Citizen

    Jaime Bondoc - James Bond wahahaha!

  8. #8

    Default Re: Names of New Filipino US Citizen

    victoria malihim. nyahaha!!!

  9. #9

    Default Re: Names of New Filipino US Citizen

    Ayos!

  10. #10

    Default Re: Names of New Filipino US Citizen

    Nakakatawa.,haha meron pa ba?

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