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    Default Aling Dionisia Jokes

    Sa isang sosyalerang salon:
    Gretchen: "I want my hair dyed jet black, cut it short and then treat it with lots of keratin extracts."
    Aling Dionisia: "I want my hair dyed gold, curl it to the fullest level then implant one diamond at the tip of every strand.:
    Taob ang La Greta!
    * * * * *
    -Sa Las Vegas-
    Waiter: May i take ur order, madam?
    Aling Dionisia: Soup
    Waiter: Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
    Aling Dionisia: Soup drenks!
    * * * * *
    'you iS!'
    'you is!'
    'you is!'
    -siGaw ni aLing dionisia pgdating sa Amerika. Andito na aq sa 'you is!'
    * * * * *
    "Si Pacquiao ay magiting na mandirigma. Send this to 50 people or magiging kamukha mo si Aling Dionesia...Madami and dumedma dito at nagsisi."
    * * * * *
    "Ang ganda ng bigas!" Iyan ang sabi ni Mommy Dionisia pagkagaling ng Las Vegas, Nevada.
    * * * * *
    Manny: Ang gusto ko kapag nagkaanak uli tayo, pagsasamahin natin ang pangalan ko at yung sayo.
    Jinky: syempre. Anong ipapangalan ko?
    Manny: edi ManKy.
    Aling Dionisia: Gusto ko naman pag nagka-anak kayo uli ni Jinky, di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali din pangalan ko.
    Manny: oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun.
    Dionisia: Hndi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh.
    Manny: Talaga nay? Anu?
    Dionisia: DIOMANJI
    *****
    Hindi lahat ng videos, inilabas na ni Hayden. Yung sa amin, ayaw pa niyang ipakita...
    - Aling Dionisia
    ***

    thanks naman dyan.

    More jokes here.
    Last edited by jerwin17; 19th Jul 2009 at 03:37.

  2. #2

    Default Re: Aling Dionisia Jokes

    Isang ngiti para sa jokes mo....

  3. #3

    Default Re: Aling Dionisia Jokes

    hahahaha!

  4. #4

    Default Re: Aling Dionisia Jokes

    lol

    ahaha.

    dionisia. tsk. haha

  5. #5

    Default Re: Aling Dionisia Jokes

    Lupet.. Hehe..

  6. #6

    Default Re: Aling Dionisia Jokes

    wow boardgame pala pagisinama mo ang kanilang mga pangalan !!!
    jumanji(diomanji)

  7. #7

    Default Re: Aling Dionisia Jokes

    wahaha!! lol..
    natatawa ako ha.. hehe!!

  8. #8

    Default Re: Aling Dionisia Jokes

    Ehe. Sana naappreciate nyo.

  9. #9

    Default Re: Aling Dionisia Jokes

    sa pangalan palang tatawa kana ehhh mas lalo na ngayon may commercial ne sa tv he he hee h

  10. #10

    Default Re: Aling Dionisia Jokes

    respesto hahaha

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