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    Upset Generous lawyer

    A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

    "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

    The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

    Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

    The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

    The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

    "or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

    The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

    On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

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    Default Re: Generous lawyer

    Haha.. Nanumbat.. Hehe..

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    Default Re: Generous lawyer

    oo nga naman... ano kayo sinuswerte...

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    galing nung sagot ng lawyer ah.. may ganun din ba dito nyan sa pinas? why should i give money to you? hahahahaa

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    Default Re: Generous lawyer

    Oo nga naman,,e kung sa pamilya hindi nagbigay,,sa iba pa kaya,,hehehe

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    wahihi! kayo p kaya? haha

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