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    A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.

    Old cock to Young cock : "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity.


    Young cock : What you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired.

    Old cock : Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can't I help you with some?

    Young cock : No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.

    Old cock : In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I win you shall allow me to have one hen and if I lose you will have all. Young cock : O.K. What kind of competition?

    Old cock: 50 meter run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.

    Young cock : No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.


    Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might.

    Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds.

    Suddenly, Bang! ...... Before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed, "Hell ! This is the fifth GAY chicken I've bought this week !"

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    HYSTERICAL.. . if you are at work, cover your mouth, you WILL laugh out
    loud!!

    In a Chicago Hospital , a gentleman had made several attempts to get into
    the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

    A nurse noticed his predicament.
    Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any
    of the buttons on the wall."
    He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had
    promised not to touch.
    Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP20 and a red one labeled
    ATR..
    Who would know if he touched them? ;
    He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his
    bottom.
    What a nice feeling, he thought.
    Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
    Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced
    the warm water, gently drying his underside.

    When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his
    bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable
    pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom,
    it is tender loving pleasure..

    When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the
    ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

    Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse
    was staring down at him.

    "What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the
    ATR button."

    "The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your
    pillow."

    MEN NEVER LISTEN

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    toinks ahehe yan kasi malikot aheheh

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    ha ha ha ha

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    Haha.,nice post kahit matagal na,nahalungkat ko lang.,hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by t700_825 View Post
    Haha.,nice post kahit matagal na,nahalungkat ko lang.,hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by agaxent View Post
    Hehe.,sayang din naman kung di makikita ng iba.,oh di ba.,hehe

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