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    Lol inday Inglesera 2

    1) I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with
    the
    use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute
    significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity,
    productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can
    offer will boost the work progress.

    - sagot ni Inday sa interview ng bago niyang amo!

    2) Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well
    engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the
    boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory
    organ.

    - sagot ni Inday nang tanungin ng amo kung bakit may bukol si Junior.

    3) The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased
    amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and
    those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.

    - nag-explain si Inday kung bakit maalat ang ulam.

    4) Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!

    Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.

    5) "It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I
    can
    only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational
    institution. Revise your policies because they suck!"

    - Inday, kasama si Junior sa principal's office.

    6) Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!

    Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking
    havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates
    that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it
    was heading for.

    Amo: (nosebleed)

    7) Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property
    damages
    and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be
    inflicted upon you!

    - si Inday, pinagbabawalan ang mga bata na maglikot.

    8) Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but
    because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay.
    Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't
    understand
    you for doing so.

    - sagot ni Inday kung bakit umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.


    **********************

    Nabangga ni Epay si Inday

    Inday: How dare you try to increase your speed towards such a trajetory as myself.
    Epay: Please accept my deepest apologies for it was not my utmost intention to colide you.
    Inday: if i coudl logically deduce from such action, i say that you are uncivilized
    Epay: but i have to say that it happened is because the intense mental concentration had shielded you from my range of vision

    ************************

    Amo: mula ngayon, walang magsasalita ng ingles. ang sinomang magpadugo ng ilong ko at ng anak ko
    palalayasin sa pamamahay na ito!!! klaro ba??
    Inday: ang mga namutawi sa iyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iimbak sa sulog ng aking balintataw,
    sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunamgunamin,aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran. tatalikdin ang matayog
    at palalong banyagang wika, manapay kakalingain, bibigkasin at sakdal timyas na sasabitin ang aking sangkalooban

    inday scores again!!!
    Last edited by superman2; 16th Dec 2007 at 12:24.

  2. #2

    Default Re: inday Inglesera 2

    tol visit ka sa thread na'to para sa lahat ng inday's NOSEBLEED BLOG

    BLOG NI INDAY

  3. #3

    Default Re: inday Inglesera 2

    ang angas ni inday ha

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