1. To find a woman you need time and money therefore:

Woman=Time x Money

2. "Time is Money" so

Time=Money

3. Therefore

Woman=Money˛

4. Money is the root of all problems
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Money=√Problems

5. Therefore
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Woman=(√Problems)˛
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6. Cancel the √ and ˛, you get

Woman=Problems