Welcome back, Guest!
Forgot your Password?
Results 1 to 8 of 8
  1. #1

    Thumbsup The Gorgeous Woman

    The Gorgeous Woman

    A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

    Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

    "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you."

    They enjoy a wonderful dessert together, and afterwards, the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place and stay for breakfast the next morning.

    The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything has been incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

    "No," she replies, "you just happened to catch my eye."
    Last edited by rentao_15; 25th Feb 2008 at 22:13. Reason: hahaha... putol kasi... may dinagdag lang .. yung punchline hehehe

  2. #2

    Default Re: The Gorgeous Woman

    i didn't get this.

  3. #3

    Default Re: The Gorgeous Woman


  4. #4

    Default Re: The Gorgeous Woman

    hahaha.. putol nga..

    edit ko na ulit.. ayan complete na hahaha

  5. #5

    Default Re: The Gorgeous Woman

    Catch her eye literaly

  6. #6

    Default Re: The Gorgeous Woman

    putot nga..huhuhu!

  7. #7

    Default Re: The Gorgeous Woman

    Yey, gets ko na,

  8. #8

    Default Re: The Gorgeous Woman

Similar Threads

  1. wrongfully accused as: the other woman..
    By kisntel in forum Love & Friendship
    Replies: 56
    Last Post: 16th May 2011, 09:38
  2. Looking for the perfect Woman
    By rentao_15 in forum Gags & Jokes
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 15th Dec 2010, 22:01
  3. The 2008 Woman Drivers Award
    By rentao_15 in forum Graphics & Photos
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 21st Jul 2008, 23:34
  4. The 'Other Woman' ni Tatay
    By jerwin17 in forum Gags & Jokes
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 13th Jul 2008, 14:31

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts