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    Upset the camel

    A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his
    orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back
    of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour,
    "What's the camel for?".

    The Sergeant replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men
    have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."

    The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right
    with me."

    After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not
    stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The
    sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters.

    The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the
    camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"

    The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."

  2. #2

    Default Re: the camel

    yakkkkiiiiii

  3. #3

    Default Re: the camel

    HAHA I know this joke.. tinira nya yung camel haha

  4. #4

    Default Re: the camel

    patay kang camel ka...

  5. #5

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    ginagamit pala yung camel pang travel papuntang town para don magpalipas

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    nyhaha ang hina umintindi ng captain!

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