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    Lol The Hidden Meaning of Recruitment Ads

    The Hidden Meaning of Recruitment Ads


    "Competitive salary rate" - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

    "Duties will vary" - Anyone in the office can boss you around.

    "Join our dynamic company" - We have no time to train you.

    "Casual working environment" - We don't pay enough to expect that you will dress up.

    "Must be deadline oriented" - You will be 6 months behind on your first day.

    "Some overtime required" - Some time each night, some time each weekend.

    "Must have an eye for detail" - We have no quality control.

    "Seeking wide experience" - You will need to replace three people who just left.

    "Good communication skills" - Management communicates poorly, so you have to figure out what they want and do it.

    "Problem solving skills needed" - You are walking into a company in continual chaos.

    "Requires team leadership skills" - You will have the responsibilities of a manager without the pay or respect.

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    Default Re: The Hidden Meaning of Recruitment Ads

    wahaha funny but stings...

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    Default Re: The Hidden Meaning of Recruitment Ads

    ahehehe... ganun pa la yun.

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