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    Default Joke naman!



    Pang alis ng Lumbay:


    " Asawa" 1st year masaya.
    After 5 years tanggalin ang A "sawa na".
    after 10 years tanggalin ang S"awa na lang".
    Sa susunod na taon tanggalin mong A "wa na!"


    Home version of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire":
    Husband(QUESTION) : dear puede ka ba ngayon?
    Wife(ANSWER) : di puede pagod ako!
    Husband: is that your final answer?
    Wife: FINAL!!!!
    Husband: OK, can I phone a friend?!?


    Pag Americano umutot: EXCUSE ME!
    Pag British naman: PARDON ME!
    Pag Espanol: EXCUSAR POR QUE UTUTAR!
    Pag Pinoy: Di ako yun! Mamatay na ang umutot
    .

    MRS: sa palagay mo, mahal, ilang taon na ako?
    MR : kung titignan kita sa buhok 18 ka lang; kung
    nakatalikod 16 lang, kung sa kutis 22 lang. Bale ang
    total ay 56, sweetheart.


    Erap delivering speech at the mental hospital.
    Inmates shouting: Mabuhay si ERAP!
    PSG seeing one guy not cheering: Bakit di ka
    sumabay sa kanila?
    Guy: Di ako sira ulo. Janitor ako!


    Spanish teacher: Class use 'fuera' in a sentence.
    Student: Mis maestras son bonitas (my teachers
    are beautiful).
    Teacher: Oh, that's very flattering but where's
    'fuera'?
    Student: Fuera ka!

    PERFECT HEAVEN: Having American salary, British home, German car, Chinese food, and Pinoy wife!
    PERFECT HELL: Having British wife, German food, Chinese car, American home and Pinoy salary!


    Mare 1: Naku mare, ang gaganda ng mga anak mo!
    Mare 2: Talaga, mare! Hay naku kung asawa ko
    lang ang inasahan ko hindi sana mangyayari yan!


    NANAY: Bobo ka talaga! 1 to 10 lang di mo kayang bilangin?
    ANAK: Mas bobo si tatay nay, kasi narinig ko
    minsan sabi, "tama na inday, hanggang tatlo lang kaya ko."


    Letter to OFW dad:
    "Luv, tnx sa padala mo, hapi c nene kasi tobleron ang baon sa skul. ung nike suot na ni jr. next tym wag ka na padala NIVEA MILK. di nila type pait daw, ako tuloy ang umubos."


    MISTER: ano ang pagkain natin?
    MISIS: nasa mesa, bahala ka na pumili!
    MISTER: isang pirasong tuyo?ano pagpipilian ko?
    MISIS: pumili ka kung kakain ka o hindi!


    IDD call from US:
    HUSBAND: hon musta ang tindahan?
    WIFE: department store na!
    HUSBAND: ang tuba-an?
    WIFE: KTV bar na!
    HUSBAND: and mga tricy-kad?
    WIFE: taxi na!
    HUSBAND: ang dalawa kong anak?
    WIFE: LIMA na!


    SWEETHEARTS WATCHIN' DA SKY...
    GUY: ano ang horoscope mo?
    GIRL: anong huruskup?
    GUY: yung bang kapalaran mo, katulad ko, CANCER.
    GIRL: ah, sa akin ALMURANAS!


    TITSER: who can make a sentence then translate it in tagalog?
    PUPIL: my titser is beautiful, isn't she?
    TITSER: very good, translate it in tagalog.
    PUPIL: ang guro ko ay maganda, maganda nga ba?


    DONYA: bilang bagong katulong, tandaan mo na ang almusal dito ay alasais empuntu!
    MAID: walang problema donya. kung tulog pa ako sa oras na yun, mauna na kayong mag almusal

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  3. #3

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    :rolf:

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    more!!!
    Last edited by rhope016; 18th Mar 2008 at 19:15.

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    hahahaaha pamatay to ah

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    pampagising. nyahah

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    wahhahahhaha!

  9. #9

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    Hahaha.,.nice.,

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    dagdag ka pa

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