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    Lol that's my boy!!

    That's My Boy!

    A young Southern boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 of the way
    through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the
    money his parents gave him.

    Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. "Dad," he says, "you won't
    believe the wonders that modern education are coming up with!
    Why, they actually have a program here at college that will teach
    our dog Ole Blue how to talk!"

    "That's absolutely amazing," his father says. "How do I get him in
    that program?"

    "Just send him down here with $1,000" the boy says. "I'll get him
    into the course." So, his father sends the dog and the $1,000.
    About 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out.
    The boy calls his father again.

    "So how's Ole Blue doing, son," his father asks.

    "Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just
    won't believe this - they've had such good results with this program
    that they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to
    READ!"

    "READ," says his father, "No kidding! What do I have to do to get
    him in that program?"

    Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." His father sends the
    money.

    The boy now has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will
    find
    out that the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.

    When he gets home at the end of the semester, his father is all
    excited.
    "Where's Ole Blue? I just can't wait to see him talk and read
    something!"

    "Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just
    before we left to drive home, Ole Blue was in the living room kicking
    back in the recliner, reading the morning paper, like he usually does.
    Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messin'
    around with that little redhead who lives on Oak Street?'

    The father says, "I hope you SHOT that son of a b*tch before he talks
    to your Mother!"

    "I sure did, Dad!"

    "That's my boy!"

  2. #2

    Default Re: that's my boy!!

    what a boy!

  3. #3

    Default Re: that's my boy!!

    kulit.. tnx

  4. #4

    Default Re: that's my boy!!

    okay ah... ayos

  5. #5

    Default Re: that's my boy!!

    Haha.nice kid..

  6. #6

    Default Re: that's my boy!!

    Thats my BoY

  7. #7

    Default Re: that's my boy!!

    magaling

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